KENYANS VOTED THE UGLIEST IN AFRICA.

By Martin Mwanza 07-1257

Kenyans are not only corrupt, they are also the ugliest. Kenya may have toppled Zambia on the top spot to claim the trophy, but definitely not for the good reasons according to many. At the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein South Africa, Kenyans were declared the most ugliest in Africa.

This report has elicited a lot of reactions from the Kenyan fraternity who feel the judges were unfair. Quoting from http://www.kenyanlist.com, the report said that “Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated baloons.They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down.A big upper frame and an almost inviscible lower bit.

Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features..say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty teeth.”

The question lingering in many peoples minds is what kind of criteria the judges used to give such findings. ‘If anything it sounds  like a very kenyan judgement,’ quoted the website.

The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas.

The reports however seem to have united Kenyans regardless of the fact that only a few communities have been mentioned.